Snow-Bunnies.

While Gchatting with one of my favorite snow bunnies about tossing salad, she brought up snowballing and explained that it was probably the freakiest shit she had ever done. I opened up a new tab on my screen to google what the fuck snowballing was. When I was done researching, I flared my nostrils and opened my eyes as wide as I could, then returned to our conversation.

“WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK?” I yelled at her through the internet. “Whaaat? He asked me to do it,” she replied.

I’ve already mentioned in another post my distaste (no pun intended) for women transferring cum from one persons mouth to the other, so to find out the act is so common that it actually has a name is APPALLING. Why would you ever want to do that? Saving up two tablespoons of saliva in your mouth then spitting it into someone else’s is disgusting as is, now you want to do the same with semen?  That’s just rancid. And don’t even get me started on letting a man cum in your mouth to begin with. Granted sex isn’t the most sanitary activity anyway, it’s like deep frying Twinkies. What, it wasn’t unhealthy enough by itself?

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging my favorite Becky. Long as she ain’t snowballing my husband, I could care less. I’m more so judging the man who requested her to snowball him. WHY? Just why? Is that too much to ask? Why do you want to taste your own semen? Do you want to see how your shit taste too? Would you want to taste your own nut if you could? Inquiring minds want to know.

As for me? I’m cool. I’m already shy about a man tasting me down there, so I definitely don’t want to taste it myself. Safe to say that this is the only kind of snowballing I’d partake in.

#snowball