Ode to the Boner.

Boner oh boner, How I love you so. Boner oh boner, I will never let you go.

In the morning, You wake me up and I can’t put up a fight. In the evening, You poke at me before kissing me good night.

Boner oh boner, The mere sight of you makes me weak. Boner oh boner, I just wanna beat.

In the car, at the movies, And even in the club. Through your jeans or basketball shorts, Everyday is never too much.

Boner oh boner, How I wish you were mine ‘Cuz boner oh boner, Me love you long time.