Category Archives: Sex

Passion Is Pain Is Beauty.

Truth be told, I have a thing for the ugly handsomes men who are a little rough around the edges. You know, the young Troy Aikmen types. The guys who look like they’ve been lost at sea for a week, homeless, or … Continue reading

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Top 3 Reasons Men Should Watch Magic Mike XXL.

I kicked off my 3-day weekend by watching Magic Mike XXL and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant. The first movie was cool for what it is, but I shit you not I could watch this one on mute at least 3 more … Continue reading

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How NOT to Fuck Someone.

Being a relationship kinda girl is hard. Being a relationship kinda girl that loves sex is a motherfucking struggle. Girls like me want a meaningful relationship, but we also want to be fucked into next week. Our hearts are constantly at battle with … Continue reading

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Heart and Soul Pt II

Continued from Heart and Soul Pt I He woke up to the familiar feeling of his girlfriend’s hand rubbing him, his dick already fully erect. Asides from obvious reasons, this was a good sign. The clock in the distance read 3:45am. … Continue reading

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Heart and Soul Pt I

She didn’t snap out of auto-drive until she opened the front door, and even then she couldn’t remember ever taking out her keys. That’s because he jumped up to greet her the second he heard the car pull into the driveway. He … Continue reading

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Porno, No, No!

Remember when I said that I even surprise myself sometimes with the shit I divulge on this blog? Well, today is one of those times. As you know, I watch the porns. Not as much as I used to, but still … Continue reading

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How NOT to Take A Dick Pic.

If you’re a man and you’re reading things, congratulations! Not only are you brave, you’re smart. Now if you’re a man reading this that has sent a dick pic to a girl before, congratulations! Her entire crew has seen your shlong. Don’t act … Continue reading

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Truffle Butter.

I found myself looking up a word on Urban Dictionary the other day, and immediately realized I was old as shit for doing so. Smh, I just couldn’t help myself! I refused to believe that Nicki Minaj’s Truffle Butter was actually about that delectable … Continue reading

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Protect Ya Neck.

Speaking of unprotected sex … Over spicy ramen tonkatsu and strawberry soju, three ho’s talked about condoms. More specifically, when it’s the appropriate/OK/right time to stop using one. Obviously, this was discussed outloud with zero fucks about the people around them. Thus, the … Continue reading

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Condoms Shmondoms.

Growing up, there were a few things that stuck out during every sex lecture I heard: 1) Don’t have it, 2) Don’t listen to boys 3) Don’t be a ho 4) If you’re going to be a ho – USE A CONDOM.  Two out … Continue reading

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