Category Archives: Sex

Who Gives a Fuck?

Quality over quantity definitely applies to sex. While I can still count my sexual partners on 2 , errr 3 hands, I can definitely say that the quality of the sex made up for it. Surprised I haven’t written about this before, … Continue reading

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What’s Secret Is Sacred. – TBT 07.10.13

Whenever a woman meets someone new, so do her friends. When me and Thor first exchanged numbers, I’m pretty sure I texted my best friend before I ever texted him. I also brought her along to our first date (in … Continue reading

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Passion Is Pain Is Beauty.

Truth be told, I have a thing for the ugly handsomes men who are a little rough around the edges. You know, the young Troy Aikmen types. The guys who look like they’ve been lost at sea for a week, homeless, or … Continue reading

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Top 3 Reasons Men Should Watch Magic Mike XXL.

I kicked off my 3-day weekend by watching Magic Mike XXL and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant. The first movie was cool for what it is, but I shit you not I could watch this one on mute at least 3 more … Continue reading

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How NOT to Fuck Someone.

Being a relationship kinda girl is hard. Being a relationship kinda girl that loves sex is a motherfucking struggle. Girls like me want a meaningful relationship, but we also want to be fucked into next week. Our hearts are constantly at battle with … Continue reading

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Heart and Soul Pt II

Continued from Heart and Soul Pt I He woke up to the familiar feeling of his girlfriend’s hand rubbing him, his dick already fully erect. Asides from obvious reasons, this was a good sign. The clock in the distance read 3:45am. … Continue reading

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Heart and Soul Pt I

She didn’t snap out of auto-drive until she opened the front door, and even then she couldn’t remember ever taking out her keys. That’s because he jumped up to greet her the second he heard the car pull into the driveway. He … Continue reading

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