Category Archives: Sex

The Shit List.

This is not a “sexy” humpday post, but it’s a real one. Considering men like to pretend women don’t take shits and ladies don’t like to talk about it – maybe too real. I was sitting shotty in heavy traffic when my … Continue reading

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Rough Writer.

I used to date this pretty boy from Orange County. No further explanation should be necessary after that description, but he was in the military so I figured he knew a little something about roughing it despite his shiny exterior. … Continue reading

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No Pain, No Stain – WBW 7/31/13

The other day while drinking in a friends room at a hotel party, he cautioned me to not spill my drink. “I know you be staining the sheets” he said with a devious grin. I knew how he knew too. … Continue reading

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Decent Proposal.

Sundays have always been for brunch. But instead of bottomless mimosas in last night’s clubbing clothes, it’s now cold brew with coconut milk followed by cast iron pan shopping. “My God, have we lost our edge?” were my exact thoughts … Continue reading

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“Put on fo yo city hoe!”

It astonishes me that it is now 2018, and people are still butt-hurt when their sex tapes or nudes are leaked. We got intelligent humanoid robots and self-driving cars, yet people still haven’t learned their lesson when it comes to … Continue reading

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A Letter to my Younger Ho-Self.

My Dearest Ho in the Making, I am so proud of the woman you are, and the ho you will soon be. As your older self, I want to let you know that you had a few, good homents but … Continue reading

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All is UnFair in Love and Porn.

I remember having the most ridiculous crush on T.I. I would fantasize about being the one “normal” girl in a sea of groupies he fell in love with. This fantasy came to a halt the minute I found out he … Continue reading

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