Assholes aren’t very good at many things that don’t make you cry. They flake, have wandering dicks - I mean eyes, commitment issues, and...

Hi, let’s dance. We can pretend like we came together and I didn’t just see you wistfully staring into the distance then abruptly looking...

I feel dumb. Nobody cares. Why even bother? What would I have to contribute? I haven't accomplished anything worthy of sharing. I was...

Isn't it strange, how two people in love can go from sharing their deepest, darkest fears and biggest, brightest dreams with each other,...

I've been seeing a therapist on and off for a decade now. I've tried a few. From a hypnotherapist to a sex therapist to a cognitive...

Wale once said he wanted to fuck the shit out of a females aspirations. If that’s the case, then I’m trying to give your brain the best...

What a tragedy it is for you to not see the beauty I see in you. To be blind to the way your eyes widen and sparkle when something...

I'm sorry I didn't love you. Touch you. Kiss you. Hug you. The way you wanted, the way you deserved. I wanted to so bad, but not all of...

When we broke up, I immediately went into self destruct mode. While it always takes two to tango, I was having a pity party of one. I...

To his next, last girl - I was the before you. I am the reason he might think twice before leaving the dishes in the sink, and have a...

"I am so excited for the guy that gets to date me" I said this nonchalantly, almost obliviously to my girl Mari one beautiful Napa...

"I think my vagina is broken," I said. "You are not broken. It happens," she replied. There are a few reasons why I haven't posted my...

There's nothing like the sea, to make you see. Just how small you really are. Not small like the grains of sand covering the beach Small...

Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace I was having a conversation with a friend of mine and...

A few days ago I shared a story on Instagram about the time I moved to New York to pursue writing, yet told the cashier at Brooklyn...

Here's a fun tutorial of three techniques you can find in Patty's book, "Face Fitness" to help strengthen, tone, and sculpt your...

I bought my first plant a little over two years ago when I moved into what I liked to call my first "adult" apartment. I went to Roots on...

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had a man buy you tickets to a Giants game even though you were acting like an asshole, because you...

I'd never been good with buying birthday cards, that was always his expertise. I could't find a sushi related card, so I settled with a...

Fun fact: my mom didn't let me grow my finger nails until I graduated high school. She thought I was too young to. Sometimes, I'd get...