During your viewing me and the girls all went up to your coffin to talk shit with you one last time. There, I asked that you visit me...

Whenever a woman meets someone new, so do her friends. When me and Thor first exchanged numbers, I’m pretty sure I texted my best friend...

Truth be told, I have a thing for the ugly handsomes men who are a little rough around the edges. You know, the young Troy Aikmen types....

This song makes me want to do rapid rap hands with the simultaneous ugly face. It also makes me wan to have hella hoes. The power of...

I miss you. Obviously. I miss you when I see your friends, and when your brother posts a picture on social media. You two have the same...

It was Casino Night at my old job when I spotted him. I thought he was handsome. “Handsome” is what I call men who aren’t my “typical”...

I kicked off my 3-day weekend by watching Magic Mike XXL and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant. The first movie was cool for what it is, but I...

I could not get this fucking song out of my head all weekend. #justinbeiber #whereareyounow #skrillex #musicmondays #diplo #musicmondaze

I am officially the only single girl in the world. At least that’s what it feels like. I am however, the only single girl left out of my...

I have 9 months worth of pictures to post (good Lawd), but for now I’ll share a few from last weekend’s Napa Jazz Festival. Although it...

Being a relationship kinda girl is hard. Being a relationship kinda girl that loves sex is a motherfucking struggle. Girls like me want a...

My friends give me a lot of shit for obeying pedestrian traffic laws. I wait for the white man to let me know it’s OK to go, and *gasp*...

The new job is kicking my ass so hard I barely have time to eat, what more blog. I’m not complaining, I’m just explaining. I swear I’ll...

I’ve said this a million fucking times – my friends are incredible. So much that I often wonder what on Earth I could’ve possibly done to...

In Thoughts On Turning 30: Switching Careers, Jozen talks about the difference between talent and skill. In it he basically solidifies...

You are enough. You are more than enough. You are all of the enoughs in the world combined. And you deserve all the love you have to give....

You could move. A minimum of 5 states apart. The more states the better. It’s a great excuse to not be with someone, but it only works if...

I’ve never been one to have any type of routine. I usually roll out of bed in the mornings with just enough time to shower, and hop in my...

Everytime lent comes around, someone I know usually gives up social media. I used to think this was so stupid. Until one random day, I...