I’m doing it again. That silly “thinking of you” thing that I have no control over. You know, that thing where I think about the first...

Over the weekend I attended Christy and Jimmy’s wedding at a hangar in Alameda. I watched the groom oogle his new wife, and the bride cry...

There was one time in my entire life where I actually felt like a “man”. It wasn’t when I was watching the game on my couch by myself...

With the year coming to an end, I can’t help but think of how old I’m getting. Fuck hangovers and slow metabolism, nothing has made me...

I want to know what fucking pain medication you’re on, or magical band-aides you’ve been using. For me, a heartbreak is a heartbreak is a...

Originally written sometime in July. I miss you, and I’m mad. They say it’s normal, and it is. But I don’t care. I miss you, and I’m mad....

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It used to be you’d go on a date and find out what the other person liked to drink. Maybe what they were allergic to, where they worked,...

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a sex blogger. Even if it is what people (now) know me best for, and how people introduce me. “Hey...

The first week after a break up, I am  just like Rafael Casal – I’M CLEANING. My name is Miss Suavitel and I am finding therapy in Pine...

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For those of you who don’t know, I used to have an advice column on here aptly titled “Dear Abi”. Until I realized that I was a complete...

I’m sorry if I may seem slightly aloof. I’m paying attention, I swear! Those purple pumps look better with that dress than the black...

::Editor’s Note:: This is probably one of my favorite and first blogs I had ever written. I wrote it on MySpace before I had even heard...

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you amazing people who read and support not only my blog, but more importantly –  MY DREAMS. Have an amazing...

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Give me your love. That unapologetic love. That you’ve slept at my house all week, went home just to get a change of clothes and now...

Because everybody needs a lil’ love on Valentine’s Day. Submit your entries by 2/8, winners will be announced on the Hellz blog on 2/11....

Oh Instagram, my how you’ve changed everyone’s lives. I remember creating the account in 2010, and all but forgetting about it for the...

I never quite understood the concept of “wanting your cake and eating it too.” I mean, why the fuck wouldn’t I want to eat my fucking...