One of my most favorite movies growing up was The Labyrinth. The first time I watched it was when I was still in elementary school and...

That moment when it’s getting late, and you’re getting horny from grinding your ass on his crotch all night. The two of you step off the...

Have you ever watched Boomerang? If not, know about it. Watching this version of Mike’s Legs video makes me feel like the old man who who...

Sunlight through the curtains, shadows between the sheets Glass of water on the windowsill where the Jamie used to be Sex hair, sex...

Men are constantly emphasizing the importance of fellatio in a relationship as if it’s a dealbreaker of some sort, and for some men it...

I’ve probably just single-handedly tarnished any innocence in the Dr. Seuss legacy by calling this blog that, but it was the first thing...

You know it’s true friendship when you request a sexy dance to a specific song and and 30 minutes later you have this. Check out Bad Aby...

Car sex also known as homeless sex, is not for the faint of heart … or people taller than 5’10” … or those who drive a two-door … or...

Ahhh the joys of sexting. As seen here, we already know I’m a fan. Nothing quite like walking through Disneyland and getting a penis...

You ever hear the one about it being easy for women to have a booty-call? Well I hate to break it to you but it’s an urban legend. I’ve...

While me and my girls agree that ambition is one of the sexiest traits a man can have, we can still shamelessly appreciate some blatant,...

During what felt like a 13,981 hour drive home from Vegas during the New Year, me and my girls attempted to make time pass by having the...

I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC. I can spend hours getting lost in a good song; exploring its melody, dissecting its beat, remembering its lyrics....

Hello you. Have you seen my orgasm? I seem to have lost it somewhere between vowing to never fall again and realizing that I am allergic...