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“Put on fo yo city hoe!”
It astonishes me that it is now 2018, and people are still butt-hurt when their sex tapes or nudes are leaked. We got intelligent...
dearabi
Feb 21, 20182 min read
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Just a Heads Up.
Ever wonder what’s going on in a woman’s head while she’s giving head? Here, I’ll take the guess work away. Worry: Shit, did I turn off...
dearabi
Jul 23, 20142 min read
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Spoiled – TBT 02.22.12
Sometimes me and my friends play this game. We ask random questions like, “Murder, fuck, or marry?” “Would you rather?” “Have you ever?”...
dearabi
Feb 27, 20142 min read
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Sleeping Booty – WBW 12.21.11
I always taught myself to never waste a hard dick. So regardless of what time it was, if there was a boner tapping me from behind I...
dearabi
Dec 18, 20132 min read
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If It Doesn’t Get All Over The Place, It Doesn’t Belong In Your Face.
When controversy about the remarks announcer Brent Musburger made about Katherine Webb during the BCS National Championship game hit the...
dearabi
Oct 2, 20131 min read
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Pillow Talk.
In Whose Line Is It Anyway? I talk about being a good cheerleader for my man in the bedroom. However, you need two people to have a...
dearabi
Oct 2, 20132 min read
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“I Know You’re Watching Over Me, But I Don’t Want Your Sweater Watching Me!”
Before passing, Gail requested that all her friends go through her closet and keep whatever they wanted. Although awkward at first, then...
dearabi
Aug 21, 20132 min read
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The Finisher.
I have a confession to make: I masturbated to you last night. This is a milestone in my newfound born-again virgin life, because unlike...
dearabi
Aug 7, 20132 min read
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Fuck What You Heard.
I never really noticed the way men sounded during sex until I fucked this one guy that made a funny noise whenever he would cum. It was a...
dearabi
Jun 12, 20132 min read
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Rip The Runway.
If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, me being an ex go-go dancer should come as no surprise to you. For those who haven’t, it’s...
dearabi
Mar 6, 20133 min read
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Do For Sex.
We’ve already come to the consensus that people will do some crazy, not to mention dumb ass shit for LOVE. I’ve personally drove an hour...
dearabi
Feb 27, 20133 min read
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Weekend Round-Up.
In case you missed it the first time, check out this past weeks posts below! And don’t forget to follow GATNB on Instagram here! First...
dearabi
Feb 2, 20131 min read
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Don’t Blame It On The Alcohol.
It’s come to my attention, that there are some lightweight “rapey” sounding songs out there. I first noticed this when Tipsy by T-Pain...
dearabi
Jan 29, 20132 min read
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Fuck, Love. – Humpday Post
Sometimes I wonder if God was a disgruntled ex of mine in another life, because I swear he did a number when he created me. I can only...
dearabi
May 30, 20122 min read
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riDICKulous
I knew I was going to write about penis this coming Wednesday not only because it was hump-day, but because ever since 12:30pm today I’ve...
dearabi
May 2, 20122 min read
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Because It’s Always Good to Have Goals – Humpday Post
On previous humpdays, I’ve written about the things I would never do or wouldn’t be too excited about trying out in the bedroom. Today, I...
dearabi
Apr 25, 20122 min read
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All Cried Out – HumpDay Post
Remember that one guy I used to write about who would fuck me so long and so hard I would go into anabolic shock? Well, he used to also...
dearabi
Apr 11, 20122 min read
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Bottoms Up – Humpday Post
I believe that everyone has a “go-to” position or cheap/cheat move. It’s the position where once hit, an orgasm is pretty much automatic....
dearabi
Apr 4, 20122 min read
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Ride the Crimson Tide
It’s Wednesday. If you frequent my blog, then you should already know. For the rest of you, this is the last time I’m warning you to read...
dearabi
Mar 21, 20122 min read
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