A few weeks ago, me and my family celebrated my baby-cousins 2nd birthday with a Toy Story themed party in 102° weather. Hot damn!...

I never quite understood the concept of “wanting your cake and eating it too.” I mean, why the fuck wouldn’t I want to eat my fucking...

Celebrated my birthday this year a little different, and kept things low-key. Yet, I’m still exhausted. Prepare for picture overload...