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Ride the Crimson Tide
It’s Wednesday. If you frequent my blog, then you should already know. For the rest of you, this is the last time I’m warning you to read...
dearabi
Mar 21, 20122 min read
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The Artist Formally Known As SEX.
One of my most favorite movies growing up was The Labyrinth. The first time I watched it was when I was still in elementary school and...
dearabi
Mar 14, 20122 min read
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(In) Between the Sheets.
That moment when it’s getting late, and you’re getting horny from grinding your ass on his crotch all night. The two of you step off the...
dearabi
Mar 7, 20122 min read
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Throwback Thursday Post – Masturbation 03.04.2010
Everyone does it. I unfortunately started at a very young age. And while it’s now the year 2010 and more are open and even proud of it,...
dearabi
Mar 1, 20123 min read
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No What-What in the Butt.
What I want to know is what the fuck is up with men and their infatuation with sticking it in the booty-hole?! You guys do realize that...
dearabi
Feb 29, 20122 min read
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Gets Me Everytime
Let’s face it, not every woman has the libido of an ex-con. Some are content having it once a week, some once a month. Yet some women are...
dearabi
Feb 1, 20122 min read
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The Morning After
Sunlight through the curtains, shadows between the sheets Glass of water on the windowsill where the Jamie used to be Sex hair, sex...
dearabi
Jan 25, 20121 min read
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“As Long As I Have A Face, You’ll Always Have A Place to Sit”
Men are constantly emphasizing the importance of fellatio in a relationship as if it’s a dealbreaker of some sort, and for some men it...
dearabi
Jan 11, 20122 min read
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Oh The Places We Go!
I’ve probably just single-handedly tarnished any innocence in the Dr. Seuss legacy by calling this blog that, but it was the first thing...
dearabi
Dec 28, 20113 min read
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Think Like A Man … Feel Like A Girl?
I like sex. A lot. It’s kind of become a personal problem. I mean not in comparison to those who are certifiably diagnosed as sex...
dearabi
Dec 19, 20113 min read
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Caramel September
Throughout most of my college career I juggled a full-time job AND 12+ units. Looking back, I don’t know how I did it. But I did. And...
dearabi
Dec 14, 20113 min read
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Three’s Company
Ask any straight man what their ultimate fantasy is, and more than likely they’ll respond with a threesome involving two beautiful women....
dearabi
Dec 7, 20112 min read
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Right There.
Ah Wednesday, my favorite blogging day of the week for obvious reasons lol. I’ve been writing these Hump-Day blogs for a while now, and...
dearabi
Nov 30, 20113 min read
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I Told My Girls You Can Get It
Laying half-dead on Ren’s couch one Sunday as she played the guitar and serenaded the room in her falsetto, I realized two things: 1) I...
dearabi
Nov 23, 20112 min read
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Bad to the Boner
You know it’s true friendship when you request a sexy dance to a specific song and and 30 minutes later you have this. Check out Bad Aby...
dearabi
Nov 16, 20111 min read
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Drive me Crazy
Car sex also known as homeless sex, is not for the faint of heart … or people taller than 5’10” … or those who drive a two-door … or...
dearabi
Nov 2, 20113 min read
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Do the Right Thong
There are very few things I do for men against my own will just to make them happy. Head definitely isn’t one of them. Neither is play...
dearabi
Oct 19, 20112 min read
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