I’m totally giving away my age here, but does anyone else remember making paper ninja stars when they were little? You know, these: Is it...

Along with the rest of the heterosexual female population and homosexual gay population, I watched Magic Mike over the weekend and it’s...

A few weeks ago in this post I wrote about my inability to successfully masturbate due to my heart occasionally residing in my vagina....

Because I am still hungover from last night over a drink called Darth Vader that they should’ve called the Death Star instead, here’s an...

“Tell me this is ain’t the best dick you’ve had in your life,” he kinda asked. She moaned in ecstasy, as he thrusted his more than...

#randomhotdudefromtumblr

Memorial Day should be a day to acknowledge the fallen soldiers of our United States Armed Forces. However, most people use it as an...

Sometimes I wonder if God was a disgruntled ex of mine in another life, because I swear he did a number when he created me. I can only...

She slipped her legs over his in the back of the cab as his hand glided up her left thigh, finding a nice home right below her panties....

I will be the first to admit that “Dicktionary” was a lame ass title for this blog. But it was way better than Sexlopedia *smh* lame Abi,...

I did it. I’ve succumbed into the anomaly better known as 50 Shades of Grey. Sixteen chapters in, and three pairs of panties later, I...

OMG This shit had be weak. #funny #grandmaswatchkimkardashiansextape #humor #kimkardashiansextape #goldengirls

I knew I was going to write about penis this coming Wednesday not only because it was hump-day, but because ever since 12:30pm today I’ve...

OMFG this has got to be the corniest movie EVER … and I’m gonna watch it 5 times in 3D. #ChanningTatum #channingtatumstrippermovie...

On previous humpdays, I’ve written about the things I would never do or wouldn’t be too excited about trying out in the bedroom. Today, I...

… and this is one. (although he needs to lift her up just a TAD higher)

To me, talking dirty consists of reading the Thanh Long menu starting with the appetizers, then slowly making your way to the desserts in...

Remember that one guy I used to write about who would fuck me so long and so hard I would go into anabolic shock? Well, he used to also...

I believe that everyone has a “go-to” position or cheap/cheat move. It’s the position where once hit, an orgasm is pretty much automatic....