Although Tessanne Chin is my favorite this season of The Voice, Ray Bourdreaux definitely has my vagina heart. It helps that the boy can...

There are the obvious songs like Janet Jackson’s Anytime, Anyplace that make people want to fuck their neighbor across the street. And...

I remember using the bathroom at work a few years ago, and looking in the mirror before walking out to make sure I didn’t look like shit....

In Whose Line Is It Anyway? I talk about being a good cheerleader for my man in the bedroom. However, you need two people to have a...

If you ask me how many sexual partners I’ve had, I’ll give you two different answers: 9 and 12. It’s not some ploy to lower my number,...

I took the FB the other day for humpday inspiration since it’s hard to write about sex when you’re not having any. Thankfully, you guys...

Before passing, Gail requested that all her friends go through her closet and keep whatever they wanted. Although awkward at first, then...

I have a confession to make: I masturbated to you last night. This is a milestone in my newfound born-again virgin life, because unlike...

Over dim-sum I learned how to make a man fall in love with you in three easy steps. While I knew I wouldn’t get past the second step...

Bitches love Magnums. Or rather, the penises that fit them. It’s not that we love those that don’t fit them any less, it’s just that...

I wouldn’t call it a pity fuck. No, no. Depending on what mood I was in, every now and then I was actually attracted to this man whom I...

You know how I know I need to get laid? I had a dream that I was fucking Justin Bieber. Justin. Fucking. Bieber. Well, he was actually...

I never really noticed the way men sounded during sex until I fucked this one guy that made a funny noise whenever he would cum. It was a...

I just spent 15 minutes searching for an old post about “swallowing and spitting” to reference in today’s blog, and then realized I never...

There are only two times right before/during sex when you have my complete and undivided attention: when I’m too obliterated to have a...

When you have over 10 girls on one thread you end up waking up to 75 text messages of absolute fuckery. Just the other week, Nikko sent a...

I know I wrote this post about my booty-call requirements, but I’d like to take this time to update the contract. Although adhering to it...

Haven’t done a disclaimer in a while, but to any members of my family: STOP READING NOW. Nope, not exactly what you think. Close though....

My vagina is currently going through a bout of depression due to its lack of penis. It’s been almost eight months since I last felt the...

I’ve recently discovered the convenience of watching porn on my iPhone. Funny how it freezes during group texts, yet runs perfectly...