It’s kinda like comparing apples to oranges but I’m just gonna put it out there right now: Sexting >>> Phone sex any day of the week....

Let us bow our heads, and take a moment of silence to acknowledge the fine-ness known as Hugh Jackman aka Wolverine in X-Men’s Days of...

Watching the game the other day made me realize that we have one of the best looking baseball teams out there. Asides from my bias...

I haven’t had a “first” in a looooong time, so I’m ecstatic to report that I had one in Cacun the other week. On my last night there,...

Growing up, I’ve read numerous articles about men having a higher libido than women. When you listen to rap music, watch certain movies...

One of my current guilty pleasure songs is Adrian Marcel’s “2 AM”. In it he sings: “It’s 2 AM, I, I, I want it girl. I’ts 2 AM, I know...

In The Handywoman I talk about the dying art of the handjob aka frownie (depending on how you look at life). While I still agree with...

Sometimes me and my friends play this game. We ask random questions like, “Murder, fuck, or marry?” “Would you rather?” “Have you ever?”...

I’ve been very lucky to have had good relationships with most of my bosses. I keep in touch with almost all of them, and actually have...

Men, if you’re going to go down on a woman, you best go DOWN on a woman. I’m talking basement. Australia. HELL.  As someone who’s...

We had been fucking for a good 15 minutes already, and I already came once before “it” happened. He hit that cotton candy sweet as gold...

The other week I grabbed a Rexroth with Miss Mar at Local Edition, and caught up with life. How was New York? How was London? How was San...

“She came twice, I came last”~Biggie When I used to bang Thor, I would average about three orgasms a session. Sometimes it got to the...

Having sex – especially good sex, is distracting and dangerous. Because you’ll be at work, a place that relies on your “attention to...

I’ve been told that sex is rarely great the first time. Maybe decent, or even good. But never great. Usually, it’s a little awkward. You...

I’m allowing myself one degenerate post for 2014, and this is it. Over the weekend, I watched what is probably going to be one of my...

I always taught myself to never waste a hard dick. So regardless of what time it was, if there was a boner tapping me from behind I...

I swooned over an animated character. Imagine my friends faces when I start off my story with, “Man, I need to get laid. You ever watch...

Sometimes blogging is effortless. On a really good day, I could finish an entire post beginning to end without so much as a backspace or...