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How NOT to Fuck Someone.
Being a relationship kinda girl is hard. Being a relationship kinda girl that loves sex is a motherfucking struggle. Girls like me want a...
dearabi
Jun 17, 20152 min read
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Heart and Soul Pt II
Continued from Heart and Soul Pt I He woke up to the familiar feeling of his girlfriend’s hand rubbing him, his dick already fully...
dearabi
Mar 12, 20152 min read
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Heart and Soul Pt I
She didn’t snap out of auto-drive until she opened the front door, and even then she couldn’t remember ever taking out her keys. That’s...
dearabi
Mar 11, 20152 min read
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Porno, No, No!
Remember when I said that I even surprise myself sometimes with the shit I divulge on this blog? Well, today is one of those times. As...
dearabi
Mar 4, 20152 min read
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How NOT to Take A Dick Pic.
If you’re a man and you’re reading things, congratulations! Not only are you brave, you’re smart. Now if you’re a man reading this that...
dearabi
Feb 25, 20152 min read
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Truffle Butter.
I found myself looking up a word on Urban Dictionary the other day, and immediately realized I was old as shit for doing so. Smh, I just...
dearabi
Feb 11, 20152 min read
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Protect Ya Neck.
Speaking of unprotected sex … Over spicy ramen tonkatsu and strawberry soju, three ho’s talked about condoms. More specifically, when...
dearabi
Feb 4, 20152 min read
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Condoms Shmondoms.
Growing up, there were a few things that stuck out during every sex lecture I heard: 1) Don’t have it, 2) Don’t listen to boys 3) Don’t...
dearabi
Jan 28, 20152 min read
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“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain”
If my nipples could predict the weather, it would always be raining with a chance of “mad brick son”. Sixty to eighty percent of the...
dearabi
Dec 10, 20142 min read
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How Dirty Girls Get Clean.
I recalled the last time I did, and vaguely remember having too many drinks and too little patience. I ended up giving him shower head,...
dearabi
Nov 26, 20142 min read
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Micropenis, Macroheart.
One of my homies used to always joke about having a micropenis. I figured it was because he either had a small dick, or a huge one. Since...
dearabi
Nov 5, 20142 min read
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Mr Big Stuff.
The first time we hooked up was one eventful New Years Day. I remember feeling nervous during the Uber ride to his house. It was my first...
dearabi
Aug 27, 20142 min read
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Tasti D-Lite.
Just the tip honey, just the tip. I read somewhere that there is now a pill men can take to make their jizz taste errr … tolerable....
dearabi
Aug 20, 20141 min read
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Me, Myself, and O.
Last week I wrote about the best orgasms I’ve ever had, but failed to mention the ones I’d given myself. And I’ll have you know, I fuck...
dearabi
Aug 6, 20142 min read
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Thank You, Cum Again!
A really good morning stretch. A long ass piss that’s been held for an entire car ride. An ice cold beer after stressful day. A dip in...
dearabi
Jul 30, 20142 min read
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Just a Heads Up.
Ever wonder what’s going on in a woman’s head while she’s giving head? Here, I’ll take the guess work away. Worry: Shit, did I turn off...
dearabi
Jul 23, 20142 min read
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Ahead of the Curve – WBW 08.22.12
Most everyone wants to be the best as what they do. Some even want to be the best at what they don’t do. I think it’s safe to say that...
dearabi
Jun 4, 20142 min read
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