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DickStracted.
It's my Friday morning ritual. This routine is healthy. It's peaceful, it's comforting. I unroll my mat by the door, because it gets hot....
dearabi
Nov 2, 20222 min read
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Sex'n w/ the Oldies.
Whenever I take a stroll down memory lane and read old sex blogs I think two things: Wow, I can't believe I wrote that and Wow, I can't...
dearabi
Jan 7, 20223 min read
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Fuck My Life. No, Really.
"I think my vagina is broken," I said. "You are not broken. It happens," she replied. There are a few reasons why I haven't posted my...
dearabi
May 13, 20211 min read
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EmpatheDick.
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had a man buy you tickets to a Giants game even though you were acting like an asshole, because you...
dearabi
Mar 31, 20211 min read
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I Burn for You.
It took three episodes, but I finally gave in to the Bridgerton hype. While it has scandal, great music, and a fun wardrobe, let's be...
dearabi
Jan 27, 20212 min read
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Feel the Vibration.
It's been years since I've owned a vibrator. The last one I owned was the infamous rabbit popularized by Sex And The City and gifted from...
dearabi
Nov 18, 20201 min read
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Abigail's Secret.
I have a confession to make - I don't own any lingerie. If there's anyone more shocked and disappointed about this, trust me, it's me....
dearabi
Nov 4, 20202 min read
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What am I?
Intimacy. Licking your brain, while massaging mine. Exploring you inside and out. Becoming one then two then one again. Feeling you....
dearabi
Apr 8, 20201 min read
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The Shit List.
This is not a “sexy” humpday post, but it’s a real one. Considering men like to pretend women don’t take shits and ladies don’t like to...
dearabi
Jul 10, 20182 min read
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Rough Writer.
I used to date this pretty boy from Orange County. No further explanation should be necessary after that description, but he was in the...
dearabi
May 8, 20182 min read
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No Pain, No Stain – WBW 7/31/13
The other day while drinking in a friends room at a hotel party, he cautioned me to not spill my drink. “I know you be staining the...
dearabi
Apr 11, 20182 min read
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Decent Proposal.
Sundays have always been for brunch. But instead of bottomless mimosas in last night’s clubbing clothes, it’s now cold brew with coconut...
dearabi
Mar 28, 20182 min read
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“Put on fo yo city hoe!”
It astonishes me that it is now 2018, and people are still butt-hurt when their sex tapes or nudes are leaked. We got intelligent...
dearabi
Feb 21, 20182 min read
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A Letter to my Younger Ho-Self.
My Dearest Ho in the Making, I am so proud of the woman you are, and the ho you will soon be. As your older self, I want to let you know...
dearabi
Dec 20, 20172 min read
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All is UnFair in Love and Porn.
I remember having the most ridiculous crush on T.I. I would fantasize about being the one “normal” girl in a sea of groupies he fell in...
dearabi
Nov 22, 20172 min read
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Who Gives a Fuck?
Quality over quantity definitely applies to sex. While I can still count my sexual partners on 2 , errr 3 hands, I can definitely say...
dearabi
Sep 16, 20152 min read
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What’s Secret Is Sacred. – TBT 07.10.13
Whenever a woman meets someone new, so do her friends. When me and Thor first exchanged numbers, I’m pretty sure I texted my best friend...
dearabi
Jul 16, 20152 min read
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Passion Is Pain Is Beauty.
Truth be told, I have a thing for the ugly handsomes men who are a little rough around the edges. You know, the young Troy Aikmen types....
dearabi
Jul 15, 20152 min read
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Top 3 Reasons Men Should Watch Magic Mike XXL.
I kicked off my 3-day weekend by watching Magic Mike XXL and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant. The first movie was cool for what it is, but I...
dearabi
Jul 8, 20152 min read
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