If I had a penis I’d have the biggest boner over these right now. Christian Louboutin’s “Rolando” is hot pink satin Christian Louboutin’s...

You are still beautiful but what in wannabe Kelis on crack is this hot mess right here? What happened? Did Amber Rose take ur original...

I remember first seeing Amber Rose in Ludacris’s I Know What Them Girls Like video and thinking, “That is one pretty ass bald bitch!”...