I’ve come to the realization that I’m an asshole. I know, I know – I’m late. Fuck you. I consider myself a good friend, but I’m def not...

The older I get, the more I find myself greeting more friends than family on Mother’s Day. Some of my friends kids are the same  age as...

A few weeks ago, me and Cat hiked Mission Peak in Fremont. A few minutes after we started, we came across a gate with a sign cautioning...

I’ve had love, and I’ve lost love. I’ve earned love, taken advantage of love, had my love abused, and spread love like wildfire. I’ve...

I always try to have a weeks worth of blogs lined up, and almost always do I succeed. But as you can see from today it doesn’t always...

I’m not a bitch in regards to too many things other than dog abuse, the SF Giants, guys with mustaches (don’t ask, it’s some weird stigma...

I mentioned here that my friends are ruining my life by falling in love and shit. While I may be exaggerating, I’m only half joking. I’m...

Since the dawn of bros, there have been bro codes. The most memorable one probably being: thou shall not sleep with a bro’s ex, or at the...

In the apartment I am currently couch surfing at there are three roommates, all of which are home. But while today feels better than...

I am a firm believer that you should always remember where you came from. If you’re lucky like me, you came from a beautiful country like...

I know I’m not supposed to feed into negativity, but I believe that everyone has a right to lament once a month. I also believe I’m just...

“They say the coolest playas and foulest heartbreakers in the world, God gets us back, he makes us have precious little girls.”-Nas I was...

For those of you who don’t know, I used to have an advice column on here aptly titled “Dear Abi”. Until I realized that I was a complete...

A big assumption the ladies have back home, is that New York is one big old Beyonce Soldier music video. As if everywhere you look...

I got into an argument with my old roommate one day over Danica Patrick. For those of you unfamiliar with her, she’s the most successful...

The other week, the homie and ass kicker extraordinaire Darren posted this on Instagram and Facebook: Soon after, it received a few...

Fuck I’m old. You know how I know this? ‘Cuz I be napping. You would think that not being able to throw back 13 shots to the face without...

Whether you call them yoga pants, leggings, or tights; the appreciation a man has for the female stretchy pant is no secret. Men...

Speaking of bottomless mimosas, I wanted to elaborate on day drinking. Along with the popularization of brunch, it wasn’t too far behind....

I said it here and I’ll say it again: bitches love them some brunch. At least me and mine do. But somewhere within the last two years or...