An article about the “female douchebag” began circulating the internuts a few weeks ago, and I couldn’t help but laugh knowing I have...

So there I am pulling wit out my ass to keep this text conversation with Mr. Handsome going, when the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion...

Let’s face it, you can get away with a lot of things when you’re attractive.  So being awkward as fuck has been an endearing quality for...

For old people like me, weddings and New Years Eve have replaced prom and winter formals. I may not go out that often nowadays, but when...

He’s the one that got away. Scorching in the summertime, looking like Spanish Harlem when the breeze blows. I miss his face. Scruffy, yet...

Obviously, I care about what’s been going on in the Mother Land. There’s a joke about all Filipinos being related. While none of my known...

I’ve spent the past three hours of my life trying to figure out who I could watch the Jon B. concert at Yoshi’s with next month....

Normal people worry about important things like mortgage, and responsible people balance their checkbooks. Meanwhile, I’m over here...

So I think I have a crush on Drake. It’s OK if you laughed when you read that, I laughed when I wrote it. I couldn’t even admit it to...

I live in a world that doesn’t exist. My equivalent of Neverland. Where people do the right thing when no one’s looking, and everyone...

I secretly pride myself in being a really cool chick. Yah. I know that sounds totally egotistical but whatever, I’m sure every female...

When I got “The text” it was a little after midnight, and I was at the Mezzanine with some of my favorite people. Except for her....

I failed. I didn’t try hard enough. I let everyone down. I let myself down. I’m here by accident. I didn’t mean to come back. My job and...

– As you can see, Scandal is officially a problem. While my best friend was busy in San Diego last weekend attending the wedding of the...

I never joined a sorority in college; however, I was the founding member of an elite investigative unit called “Researchin’ Ass Bitches...

Everytime I tell someone new about my crippling awkwardness, I get the same three responses: 1. You? Awkward? But you write a sex blog!...

I’m kidding. Don’t get all Aaron Hernandez on me now, I just needed a title. Anyway, in an attempt to give football a chance, (but...

Usually, I spend my birthday throwing back Hennessy shots, or wading in aquamarine waters. This year I attended a funeral viewing, and...

I just finished reading “24 Things Single People Are Tired of Hearing” on Buzzfeed, and have to admit that although it’s no big deal – I...

Me and my mom don’t have the typical relationship to say the least. When we argue, it’s over the most ridiculous shit. Just recalling a...