Shit Bitches Love Pt V

If you haven’t already, peep shit bitches love I, II, III, and IV while you’re at it.

Ramen. There was a ramen festival in SF’s Japantown a few weekends ago and men and women were waiting in line for two motherfucking hours just for a bowl of noodles. Traffic was backed up like a clogged toilet, and it took me 40 minutes to find parking for a party in the area I had to attend. Unless this magical ramen is going to make me smarter or my titties bigger, I’m straight. Someone pass me the Maruchan. #bitchesloveramen #thisbitchprefersPho

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Daenerys Targaryen / Drogo. Please excuse me for being the utmost latest in the game in regards to Game of Thrones, but I JUST got all caught up with the series this month. And it has got me FUCKED UP. There are just so many characters you end up becoming emotionally attached to. For the ladies, I’ve especially noticed their admiration for Daenerys Targaryen and obsession with Khal Drogo. It doesn’t even matter if you haven’t seen a single episode of GOT, you know who Drogo is, and how he likes it. #bitcheslovetheDrogo #therogoIsSilent #dragonmother #doggystylelover

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Photobooths. Give a bitch a photobooth, and she’ll give you a photo album full of pictures of herself posing in every which way possible, in every photo booth prop available. Pretty bitches are petty bitches, and they’re just looking for reasons to be in front of a camera, and all over your feed. #bitcheslovebitches #bitcheslovethemselves

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Teas. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but lately I’ve been seeing an obscene amount of sponsored/paid ads for tea that’s supposed to turn you into Mankofit or at the very least, Maria Kang. MateTea. BooTea. FitTea. SkinnyMeTea. Lordamertea! Unless it’s Chai Tea or Green Tea, the only tea I want is the kind you spill during happy hour. #bitchesloveThetea #doitforthegram 

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Amrezy. Amra Olevic bka Amrezy is one of those bitches that is so gorgeous, you just want to throw a brick at her face. Except you can’t, because she’s a hustler, amazing at her craft, and hasn’t done anything wrong. Recently, she took her fame off of Instgram and to the masses by launching her very own makeup palette courtesy of Anastasia Beverly Hills. WERK. #bitchesloveAmrezy #bitchesloveprettybitches #bitcheshateprettybitches

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