I miss you.
*Whew* Welcome back Belt! (In reference to his home run debut since his broken finger)
Holy shit, this is really happening right now (In reference to the Brazil/Germany match)
I’m so glad you hate people as much as I do.
JESUS CHRIST GIANTS. Not against the fucking A’s. Not in our house!
Good job 🙂 (In reference to Brandon Crawford’s hit)
Oh thank God (In reference to the Giants not getting swept by the A’s)
I thought I was watching the Brazil game again smh (In reference to the Giants getting spanked in the last game of the Bay Bridge series)
I miss you. Again.
I still miss you.
And Lebron goes home.
That’s not fair 😦
How excited are you to be Derrik’s boss?
Just read the best Yelp review about a rude employee at __________. Congratulations asshole!
THIS IS ONLY GOING TO WORK IF YOU DON’T RESPOND DAMMIT!
I’m sorry, I just miss you.