It’s official, I’m a fan of the nice guy.
Not that I’ve ever applauded the “asshole.” And not to say good guys don’t do bad things. I’m just sayin. And you know what? That’s just fine. Because while we want you to be honest, faithful, and treat us with respect, there is one exception to the rule and one time we want you to be bad (not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good) – and that’s when you’re hittin it from the back while pulling our hair.
You know how men want a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets? Well, bitches like me want our nice guys to be assholes … in bed. Yah I said it.
I don’t mean cheat, lie, and manipulate us under the covers. I don’t even mean punch, kick, or slap us while we’re doing the deed. Actually, I take that last part back lol. I just mean a lil’ man handling ain’t never hurt nobody.
You can kiss me hello, open doors for me, pull out my chair, and hold my hand in public. But behind closed doors? I want you to bite my shoulder, hold my wrist down, push me up against the wall, and put your hands around my neck and apply just the slightest bit of pressure. Yes, I want you to choke me. Tell me you love me when we say good-bye, tell me how beautiful I look in the morning, and say thank-you when I pack you lunch. So that on a really good night? I’ll let you get away with saying, “You like that bitch?”
Ooh no she didn’t.
Ooh yes I did. Because while real women appreciate nice guys, real women don’t want pushovers … especially in bed. Because strong women still want to be put in their place once in while. And one of these whiles is during sex. Because if I really wanted to fuck a bitch, I’d fuck one of my hot ass girlfriends.