Category Archives: Sex
All Cried Out – HumpDay Post
Remember that one guy I used to write about who would fuck me so long and so hard I would go into anabolic shock? Well, he used to also get me as dry as the Mojave. It sounds crazy, but … Continue reading
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Bottoms Up – Humpday Post
I believe that everyone has a “go-to” position or cheap/cheat move. It’s the position where once hit, an orgasm is pretty much automatic. Therefore, it’s usually performed at “last-call” before the lights go on and everyone has to go home … Continue reading
Ride the Crimson Tide
It’s Wednesday. If you frequent my blog, then you should already know. For the rest of you, this is the last time I’m warning you to read at your own risk as hump-day discretion is advised. Especially when we’re dealing … Continue reading
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Tagged hump day, hump day wednesdays, humpday, louis ck period blood, sex on period
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The Artist Formally Known As SEX.
One of my most favorite movies growing up was The Labyrinth. The first time I watched it was when I was still in elementary school and visiting family in Jersey. During this trip I watched it so many times I … Continue reading
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(In) Between the Sheets.
That moment when it’s getting late, and you’re getting horny from grinding your ass on his crotch all night. The two of you step off the dancefloor, and his hands are wrapped around your waist from the back. He’s whispering … Continue reading
Throwback Thursday Post – Masturbation 03.04.2010
Everyone does it. I unfortunately started at a very young age. And while it’s now the year 2010 and more are open and even proud of it, there are still those who shy away at the mere thought.
No What-What in the Butt.
What I want to know is what the fuck is up with men and their infatuation with sticking it in the booty-hole?! You guys do realize that poop comes out of there right? I just. I mean, I can’t. I … Continue reading
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Spoiled.
Sometimes me and my friends play this game. We ask random questions like, “Murder, fuck, or marry?” “Would you rather?” “Have you ever?” or “What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?” I always feel bad answering the last one, because … Continue reading
Blue Lips
A while ago the homie Jeyel asked me what the female version of a “sausage-fest” was, to which I replied without skipping a beat, “A clam bake, duh!” Never mind that I answered the question way too fast, what I … Continue reading
Eargasms
I had the pleasure of watching Immortal a few weeks ago (best. date. EVER.), so I got to witness the sexiness known as Tina Guo in person. Typically, she’s not my type but her entire set was so erotic and … Continue reading
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