Category Archives: He Said She Said

She Said, She Said – All Star Edition

[13:18] Girl 1: is he any good? [13:18] Girl 2: i didn’t watch enough [13:18] Girl 2: but [13:18] Girl 2: he has better D than O [13:18] Girl 2: HAH. [13:18] Girl 2: he WOULD have good D [13:19] … Continue reading

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>She Said, She Said

>[14:50] Girl 1: but yeah..that’s hard[14:50] Girl 1: “that’s what she said”[14:50] Girl 2: well i can feel it coming right now but im not quite there yet[14:51] Girl 2: lmao thats what she said too![14:51] Girl 2: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[14:51] Girl … Continue reading

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>He Said, She Said

>her: ugh, my body is sore all overhim: i don’t want to knowher: but i can’t figure out if my thighs are sore from lunges or reverse cowgirl him: lmao wowwwwwwww ————————— him: what are you talking about? penises are … Continue reading

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>Vagina Monologues

>“Last night I masturbated to porn starring a guy that looked just like him. THIS IS ALL BAD. Same facial structure, same body type. Even their fucking penis was the same size. I swear my vagina hopped in my car … Continue reading

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>She Said, She Said – The Lips Have Spoken

>[09:54] girl 1: he kisses really good[09:54] girl 1: FML[09:54] girl 2: omggggggggg[09:54] girl 2: did your clit clap?[09:54] girl 1: girl it standing ovay’d

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>She Said, She Said – Fireworks

>Her: LOL, still holding that candle? Me: Yes, I hold a FIRE for that guy

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>She Said, She Said – Sexless in the City

>[10:19] B: i have a story to tell u, its so embarrassing[10:25] B: OK so i was sposed to wake up early this morning[10:25] B: but i didnt cuz i was too tired[10:25] B: because i slept late[10:25] B: u … Continue reading

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