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GATNB Valentine’s Day Giveaway, Enter Now!

As some of you may or may not know, I’ll be painting the town red tonight with SIX of my loves courtesy of 7×7 magazine. To pay it forward, GATNB will be hosting another giveaway to thank you for all … Continue reading

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Better Late Than Never!

For those of you still scrambling to get laid on Valentine’s Day, here are my personal favorite date night picks. Feel free to suggest some of your own, and as usual have an amazing weekend! Sporting Event: Celebrate the day … Continue reading

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Dear Diary – Food For Thought

(I actually wrote this last week btw.) My days have been lackluster as of late. The most exciting thing that has happened so far this week was discovering that my toaster-oven can indeed make kale chips. So these are the … Continue reading

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Fuck You – Throwback Thursday 03.18.10

In ode of all things Valentine’s, here is a throwback love poem entitled “Fuck You” Please get the fuck away from me, ‘Cuz I like ur steez. Walk in the opposite direction, Before I up and leave. Your height. Your … Continue reading

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Like A Pair of Christian Louboutins and Fresh-Out-The-Box Js All In One.

My girl Dre sent me a picture of some hideous Jordan/stiletto hybrid, because it reminded her of my tagline. Thankfully, she knew I’d never rock them. While I’m a big fan of Jordans, and an even bigger fan of Louboutins, … Continue reading

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Blue Lips

A while ago the homie Jeyel asked me what the female version of a “sausage-fest” was, to which I replied without skipping a beat, “A clam bake, duh!” Never mind that I answered the question way too fast, what I … Continue reading

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It’s Official!

Thanks to a supportive family, the bestest friends, and amazing readers like YOU, I won the 7×7 St. Germain Valentine’s Day contest! It may not be a Pulitzer prize, but it’s just the beginning and more than anything I am … Continue reading

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My Chain Hits My Chest When I’m Bangin On The Dashboard

Obviously she just came back from vacationing in the Bay when she made this video. P.S. I ain’t never seen women so covered up look SO RIDICULOUSLY SEXY i.e. :33

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TGIF!

Hope everyone has an amazing weekend! For those of you free tonight, come through to The Brooklyn Circus on Fillmore for a night of “Boots and Bourbon”.

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What’s Inside My Whore Kit?

A while ago I wrote this post about the infamous “Whore Kit,” which I’ve recently learned can also aptly be called a “Shag Bag” (thanks mom *smh*). Soon after, it became an inside joke amongst me and my girlfriends and … Continue reading

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