Boner oh boner,
How I love you so.
Boner oh boner,
I will never let you go.

In the morning,
You wake me up and I can’t put up a fight.
In the evening,
You poke at me before kissing me good night.

Boner oh boner,
The mere sight of you makes me weak.
Boner oh boner,
I just wanna beat.

In the car, at the movies,
And even in the club.
Through your jeans or basketball shorts,
Everyday is never too much.

Boner oh boner,
How I wish you were mine
‘Cuz boner oh boner,
Me love you long time.