>He Said, She Said

>her: ugh, my body is sore all over
him: i don’t want to know
her: but i can’t figure out if my thighs are sore from lunges or reverse cowgirl
him: lmao wowwwwwwww

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him: what are you talking about? penises are ugly
him: vaginas are beautiful
her: HELL NO
him: i just want to lay in a bed of vaginas
her: STOP
him: and doggy paddle my way through them
her: lmao grosssssssssssssss

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