Monthly Archives: August 2009
NOTHING is Original
Oh Nas, how I love thee. Let me count the ways … “No ideas original, theres nothin new under the sun, Its never what you do, but how its done …”
The Past Does Not Exists
Dear Abi, My boyfriend broke up with me for the second time in 4 months. We kind of went back into the whole dating stage, and a little later we got back together. After a month and a half of … Continue reading
Virgos Stand Up!
The 23rd of August marks the first day of the Virgo reign and lasts ’till September 22nd. A big hooty-hoo goes out to my fellow Virgos out there! Happy birthday Tee, Dione, Darrell, Bern, Hazel, and Lou. And to my … Continue reading
Say What?! – TGIF Edition
Dear readers of the world, You have not lived until u’ve stopped by Bi-Rite Creamery in San Francisco. I am totally kicking myself in the ass for not knowing about this place until now when I’ve lived in the city … Continue reading
Alone, but not Lonely – Throwback Thursday
Originally written 8.18.09. Funny how things change yet remain the same. It’s been roughly 2 weeks since I’ve started sleeping back home. In my own in-law. In my own bedroom. And in my own bed. Usually at this time, I’d be … Continue reading
Death Becomes Her.
Dear Readers, I am still drunk from last night. Saltine crackers and Gatorade are the body of Christ for me right now. I’m never, ever drinking again. I know I said that 2 weekends ago, but I swear I mean … Continue reading
Liquid Swords
So I had an entire blog all about *cringe* FEET (and my dislike for them) in the works for yall but have decided to put that on hold since being tipped by an anonymous commenter (good lookin!) about a potential … Continue reading
Come and Chill with a Virgo
Just when I thought it was safe to post a birthday wish list because I only had 5 items on it Lawn announces her fall line for Hellz Bellz. There goes a months rent. I’ll be homeless all of September, … Continue reading
500 Days of Summer
After watching 500 Days of Summer Friday night, all my assumptions have been confirmed. Every woman – no matter how jaded, hurt, or bitter. Every woman – no matter how confident or independent they are, wants to mean the world … Continue reading


