Monthly Archives: May 2009
What Woman DON’T Want
Believe it or not, but this blog is actually aimed at both a male and female audience. So far I’ve been talkin about a lot of female “issues,” but that’s because – duh it’s what I know best. But I … Continue reading
I do What I do.
‘Cuz u can’t spend ur life comparing urself to others. U can only be a better you for YOU. And that is why amidst a sea of creative fish, I still have full confidence that I will be successful. -L’aureola
‘Till the Wheels Fall Off
An old MySpace blog written: Thursday, October 09, 2008 Current mood: Fucking stupid There are days when u wake up in the morning and thank God ur alive. Look around ur room and feel lucky u have material things and … Continue reading
Foodgasm of the Day – Lovejoy’s Tea Room
My girl Ness first introduced me to this spot on 16th and Church in the city, and I’ve have tried to make it a monthly routine ever since. I know, I know. I used to be just like you. Laughing … Continue reading
Dancing on Thin Ice.
Ahhh the tango, the dance of lurrrve. And if u’ve been watching Dancing With the Stars and saw Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke’s performance last night, you’ll understand why. Dancing as an art form, especially Latin dance, involves a lot … Continue reading
Essentials.
Because it’s really all you need … Neutrogena Body Oil $11 – My gay at work highly recommended this product to me, saying (and I quote) “It’ll have u slippin and slidin out ur panties.” I wasn’t quite sure if … Continue reading
Penis Envy.
Being a woman is AWESOME, don’t get me wrong. Owning a vag comes with some serious perks. But there’s that 1 week of the month when Aunt Flow’s in town where I have absolute penis envy. I mean, it’s bad … Continue reading
The Boy is Mine.
A few years ago my best friend Darrell had a girlfriend who SWORE she hated me. We had never met, yet she refused to believe that I was nothing more than “D’s” little brother. I mean hellooo he calls me … Continue reading
SIGNS.
I know how it is to feel incomplete. To not be able to make sense of things. To be surrounded by hundreds of people – yet still feel utterly alone. To be the only one not laughing … because quite … Continue reading


