Monthly Archives: April 2009
MAJOR FAIL.
Dear Cassie, You are still beautiful but what in wannabe Kelis on crack is this hot mess right here? What happened? Did Amber Rose take ur original idea or something? ‘Cuz u were better off just shaving all that shit … Continue reading
Hood Rich.
Written Wednesday, September 14, 2005 (When as u will read, I SWORE I was moving to NY) So I’m taking the escalator up from the Powell St. Bart station on my way to work this afternoon and it looks like … Continue reading
It’s Raining Game in Northern California.
Not only did it NOT rain on our opening day game parade, but we also won 10-6 against Milwaukee! What better way to start off the season! I unfortunately wasn’t able to attend the game due to work but I … Continue reading
Foodgasm of the Day – Coco’s Crawfish
My roommate told me about this place less than a month ago and I’ve been there 4 times since. Not so much because the food is great (Although it is good), but mostly because we really don’t have anything else … Continue reading
Quote of the Day
“People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may … Continue reading
Quote of the Day
“I dance for expression, Not attention…”~Nikita Esco
Grounded.
It’s been a little over a week since I’ve been home and in my room for more than a quick change of clothes. In between work, gigs, attempting to get back in shape, birthday parties, and Rideau – my room … Continue reading
Say Hello, to the Bad Guy
It’s no secret Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. Between double standards, the definition of “love,” and remembering to put the toilet seat back down (or up), there is an abundance of things men and women don’t … Continue reading
First for Everything.
I’ll be celebrating my newfound childhood in exactly a week! Can’t wait to grab Mickey’s ass and blog about it when I get back.
Hot Bitch of the Day – Amber Rose
I remember first seeing Amber Rose in Ludacris’s I Know What Them Girls Like video and thinking, “That is one pretty ass bald bitch!” Since then, she’s been sitting front row during Paris Fashion Week and gracing every paparazzi photo … Continue reading


